Impressions: Little Red Riding Hood’s Zombie BBQ (DS)

Posted on : 15-05-2009 | By : Laughncat 1 | In : Impressions, Videogames

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Name says is all

Little Red Riding Hood’s Zombie BBQ is a very, very quirky game that turns the Fairytale world upside down, Zombies have invaded and are turning most of the fairytale folk into undead versions of themselves. Your characters for combating this menace are Little Red Riding Hood (who’s packing a machine gun and some major cleavage from the artwork /perv) and Momotaru a Ninja (who uses throwing stars).

First Impressions: Prince of Persia (Xbox 360)

Posted on : 01-05-2009 | By : Laughncat 1 | In : Impressions, Videogames

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Elika - Don't you wish your camel was hot like me?

I wasn’t sure what to expect when I booted up Prince of Persia since I’ve never played any of the previous games. Luckily for me, this game breaks completely with any of the previous mythology established in earlier Prince of Persia games. This fresh start definitely made me feel more welcome as I stepped into the Prince’s shoes for the very first time…and proceeded to fall to my death almost immediately. Yeah, I’m not very good at platformers =^_^;;=

Impressions: Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure (DS)

Posted on : 25-03-2009 | By : Laughncat 1 | In : Impressions

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Henry Hatsworth has a senior moment.

I received my copy of Henry Hatsworth and the Puzzling Adventure from Gamefly this past Saturday and I must say that this game is simply AWESOME. I’m serious. I haven’t fallen in love with a game this quickly in ages. I can’t put it down. Not only have I’ve kidnapped my wife’s DS from her, but my hands, my beautiful writer’s hands, have become little more then gnarled claws whose only useful purpose is to grip the DS’ tiny frame for hours on end as I fight monsters and shift blocks.

Impressions: Far Cry 2 (Xbox 360)

Posted on : 21-03-2009 | By : Laughncat 1 | In : Impressions, Videogames

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Burn it to the ground

Yes, it’s true. The good folks at Ubisoft just can’t stop themselves from constantly reminding you that their game has some of the most realistic fire effects in videogames to date. Not only do they make a point to mention it on the game’s case several times, but seems like you can’t hardly walk five steps without either accidentally (or intentionally) starting an uncontrollable wildfire or being reminded via info pop ups about how usefully fire can be when used against your enemies during battle. Hell, they even give you a freakin’ flamethrower at the beginning of the game!

Impressions: Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (Xbox 360)

Posted on : 17-03-2009 | By : Laughncat 1 | In : Impressions, Videogames

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Yeah, this game covers a lot of fetishes

Onechanbara Fetish Checklist:

Zombies – Check!
Guro -Check!
Hot girls with swords – Check!
Hot girls with guns – Check!
Softcore naughtiness – Check!
Oppai – Check!
Lolicon – Check!!!
Shota – ?
Furry – ?
Yaoi/yuri – ?

As far as I can tell, Onechanbara pretty much has all its fetish bases covered, with the exception of the last three on that list. Of course, that doesn’t mean those fetishes aren’t any there, I just may not have gotten far enough into the game yet to find them. =^_^;;=