Dragon Age II Announced. New Issue Of Game Informer Deemed “Nerd Porn” For Rest Of Month.

Posted on : 08-07-2010 | By : Laughncat 1 | In : News, Videogames

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Game Informer August Cover - Dragon Age II - Otakugaijin 

BioWare officially let the cat of out the bag this morning with it’s announcement that last year’s amazing RPG, Dragon Age, is receiving a sequal.  Details are still sparse at this time, but the news blurb on the Dragon Age II website claims that the new game will star a new main character and take place over the course a decade in that character’s life. Although I’m not crazy about some of the new design choices as long as it’s as good as the last game, I’ll be extremely happy.  

Anyway, here’s the short list of what BioWare is claiming about the upcoming game:

  • Main character will be a human male/female with the last name “Hawke.”  The new game will not contain multiple origin stories or allow you pick a race of your choosing.  Your human and your going to like it…
  • Embark upon an all-new adventure that takes place across an entire decade and shapes itself around every decision you make.
  • Determine your rise to power from a destitute refugee to the revered champion of the land.
  • Think like a general and fight like a Spartan with dynamic new combat mechanics that put you right in the heart of battle whether you are a mage, rogue, or warrior.
  • Go deeper into the world of Dragon Age with an entirely new cinematic experience that grabs hold of you from the beginning and never lets go.
  • Discover a whole realm rendered in stunning detail with updated graphics and a new visual style.
  • Game is currently being listed as releasing in March, 2011

    • No word yet on whether ANY of the previous game’s characters and/or decisions will be intergrated into the new story, but hopefully some of these questions will be answered when’s the August edition of Game Informer begins arriving in mail boxes around the country later this month.   The new issue of Game Informer promises ten full pages of exclusive coverage in their August issue and will more than likely become the masturbatory material of choice for the more fanatical fans out there.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go pitch a tent by my mailbox as I wait for my copy of Game Informer to show up.

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    Comments (5)

    World Wide News Flash said on 08-07-2010

    Dragon Age II Announced. New Issue Of Game Informer Deemed ?Nerd Porn? For Rest Of Month….

    I found your entry interesting do I’ve added a Trackback to it on my weblog :)…
    KinkyChris said on 12-07-2010

    You’ll have a very long wait than love by the mail box I can bring you meals but the angel will miss you a lot! Besides I don’t think the neighbor’s want to watch you masturbate ::lol:::
    Laughncat 1 said on 12-07-2010

    What? At least that way the don’t have to go on the internet to see something sleazy :P
    KinkyChris said on 14-07-2010

    True, True and your sellmate in jail can get you off while you are looking at and reading the article in Game Informer :P
    Laughncat 1 said on 14-07-2010

    Whoa, now. I don’t think I’ll go to jail. I think it’s more likely I’ll just get a fine for public indecency as long as there aren’t any children around =^_^;;=

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